PHIL
Jimmy Carr Comedy Show Haarlem 2026
Overview
Jimmy Carr: Laughs Funny brings the UK's master of deadpan comedy to PHIL in Haarlem on December 3, 2026. The award-winning British-Irish comedian is renowned for his rapid-fire one-liners and dark humor, delivering an evening of satirical comedy that has earned him a place among Britain's most successful stand-up performers. Attendees can expect Carr's signature blend of intelligent wordplay and controversial wit that has captivated audiences across Europe.
With over two decades of comedy excellence, Jimmy Carr has become famous for his ability to command a room with precision timing and fearless comedic style. His performances combine sharp observational humor with an unflinching approach to taboo subjects. PHIL, located in Haarlem, Netherlands, provides an intimate venue setting for experiencing Carr's acclaimed live performance. 
Highlights
Master of One-Liners: Jimmy Carr has perfected the art of rapid-fire, deadpan delivery that leaves audiences in stitches. His precision timing and clever wordplay make every joke land with maximum impact.
Award-Winning Performer: Winner of the Time Out Award for Best Stand Up (2002) and British Comedy Award for Best Live Stand Up (2006), Carr has established himself as one of comedy's elite performers.
Fearless Satirical Edge: Known for tackling taboo subjects with intellectual precision, Carr's comedy challenges conventions and pushes boundaries in the best tradition of stand-up comedy.
Two Decades of Excellence: From his 1997 career beginnings to today, Jimmy Carr has consistently delivered sold-out performances and built a loyal international fan base.
Netflix Success: As the first UK comedian to have his own Netflix comedy special, Carr has brought his brand of humor to global audiences and continues to create cutting-edge content.
Versatile Entertainment: Beyond stand-up, Carr has hosted major television shows and panel programs, showcasing his range as a comedian, writer, and television host.
Know Before You Go
Attendees should arrive early to allow sufficient time for entry to PHIL in Haarlem. Age restrictions and specific venue policies apply—visitors are advised to check PHIL's official guidelines regarding bag policies, entry requirements, and any age restrictions before attending. Please note that Jimmy Carr's comedy contains mature themes and explicit language, making it suitable for adult audiences. Venue capacity is limited, so early arrival is recommended to secure optimal seating. For specific details on parking, accessibility accommodations, or additional venue policies, contact PHIL directly or visit their official website.
Hot Tip
Arrive at least 45 minutes before the 7:00 PM start time to navigate security and find your seat comfortably. Jimmy Carr performances often draw enthusiastic crowds, and early arrival ensures you won't miss the opening moments of his sharp comedic set.
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