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Jimmy Carr Live Comedy Show in PHIL Haarlem
Overview
Jimmy Carr: Laughs Funny at PHIL in Haarlem delivers an unforgettable night of sharp wit and clever dark humor from the renowned British-Irish comedian. Known for his rapid-fire one-liners and dry delivery, Jimmy Carr continues to captivate audiences worldwide with his incisive stand-up performances.
Jimmy Carr’s career spans over two decades, highlighted by his iconic hosting roles on shows like 8 Out of 10 Cats and The Big Fat Quiz of the Year. PHIL, Haarlem’s premier arts venue, offers an intimate setting celebrated for its cutting-edge performances, making it the perfect backdrop for Carr's signature comedy event. 
Highlights
Award-Winning Comedy: Jimmy Carr is a celebrated comedian with numerous accolades including the British Comedy Award for Best Live Stand Up.
Famous TV Host: Known for presenting popular Channel 4 shows such as 8 Out of 10 Cats and The Big Fat Quiz of the Year.
Distinctive Style: Carr’s signature deadpan delivery and clever one-liners make his comedy uniquely engaging.
Intimate Venue: PHIL in Haarlem is renowned for its modern setting and excellent acoustics, ideal for comedy shows.
Dark Humor: Carr is famous—and sometimes controversial—for his incisive, politically incorrect jokes.
International Appeal: Jimmy Carr draws fans from across the UK, Ireland, and beyond, underscoring his broad popularity.
Know Before You Go
PHIL, located in Haarlem, maintains a strict no-large-bags policy; small personal items are allowed but may be subject to security checks. The venue is accessible via public transport and has on-site facilities including a bar. Age restrictions apply — attendees under 16 require an adult companion. Late entry may be restricted once the show starts, so plan to arrive promptly.
Hot Tip
Arrive at least 30 minutes early to enjoy a drink at PHIL’s bar and secure the best seating, as the venue’s intimate size means prime spots are limited and fill up fast.
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